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Timmy Timmy Godzilla Maros was born March 2nd at 12:56 p.m. He is the son of Stanley Maros and Matt Williams. He was born in Taylor, Pennsylvania and will live there for his whole life. Throughout his life, he has become very successful in many diferent aspects of his life. He has a very outgoing personality and is very comical. He went to school at Riverside from kindergarten until he gradduated high school. He won a talent show in 5th grade doing stand up and telling jokes. That was when he realized that he could make a good living doing stand up. Besides doing stand up and being very comical, he is also very athletic. He played basketball for Riverside High School and won the state championship. He went on to get a scholarship to attend North Carolina University in Chapel Hill. He left his family back in Taylor while he went on to play basketball at the prestigious North Carolina. He was a starter when he went into his jounior year at the college. During that year, the team went on to win the NCAA Championship. After that year, he left college early to try to get drafted into the NBA. He was not successful though, and decided to move back home with his family. When he went back home, he decided to still do stand up and then went in to playing table tennis. He was actually very good at table tennis and decided to get into tournaments and he won thousands of dollars. While he was doing stand up, he got called to attend Vince Vaughn's Wild Wild West Comedy Show. He was all set to go but fell down the stairs getting ready to go and broke his leg and was not able to go. Timmy, during these days does not have what you would call a steady job. He does very good for himself though. He reals in some money when he does his part time comedy at the bar which he likes because he enjoys getting paid while having fun. Timmy is doing extremely well though playing table tennis. For every tournament that he gets into and wins, he gets neearly a thousands dollars doing so. He also was invited to attend the Table Tennis Championship that was held in Japan. He did very well but lost in the second to last round and ended taking 3rd in the whole championship giving him 550 thousands dollars. Timmmy also had only a few dreams that he really want to fulfill in his life. First, he wanted to become funnier than Will Farrell. He started doing stand up when he was very young so he was very close to doing that. But when he broke his leg going to the Wild Wild West Comedy Tour, he came home and started getting into Table Tennis and only did stand up at the bar maybe once a week. His other dream that he wanted to fulfill was to create a buisness where he sold muffin tops. He was going to call the bakery "Top of the Muffin to You!" but then he got married again and had a child so there was no time for him to get the buisness up and running. He had a pretty good marriage. He was good with the ladies so he wasn't married just once, he was married two times. The first marrige was very successful besides a terrible accident. With his first wife, Francine, he and his wife had four daughters. Their names are, Martha, Gretchen, Janine, and Brooke, and now are doing very well in college. Everything was going to plan until an unfortunate accident. Timmy's wife and Timmy went sky diving, but unfortunatly her parachute did not open and she went plumiting to the ground and was dead on impact. After about three years, he remarried to his new wife, Shawnda. Timmy and his wife had eight more kids, seven girls and one boy. Their names were, Bridget, Holly, Anna, Dianna, Charlotte, Kaitlin, and Arial. All of them are now doing very well in high school and two of them are in college. They also had one boy, Samuel, but he was born with no legs though. Even though he had no legs, he was one of the best track stars for his school. Timmy and all of his kids are doing very well except for Holly she got arrested for dealing excess amounts of raw caffiene. She will be in prison for 15-27 years, pending on her probation. His wife shawnda is doing very well. She is helping Timmy start his dream of muffin tops. He is his own boss now. He was always lactose intolerant but now he isnt so he drinks milk all of the time.

Monday, March 2nd - Day 1 Stan - Today Timmy and I went home and then went to my grandma"s. Then I went to baseball conditioning and Timmy sat on the side like a good boy and watched daddy practice.Then we came home and Timmy wanted to go for a walk. After our half a mile walk we went home and grabbed a bite to eat. After we had some chow we went onto the computer and went on mysace. I showed him my page and then he got tired and wanted to take a nap so we went to bed.

Tuesday, March 3rd- Day 2 Matt - This was the first time that i got to take home my son Timmy. When we first got home, we were both feeling a little tired so we decided to take a nap. Timmy and I got and it was time to eat. So after we ate we played some XBox and he did really good for his first time. After we played that for about an hour, it was time to do my homework so he sat there and watched and i tried to teach him some of the stuff. It was about 9:30 so we both decided to go to bed. Wednesday, March 4th - Day 3 Stan - After school today Timmy and I took a quick cat nap. There was no baseball practice today so we got to play some xbox 360 today. After we played for a while i had my mom take to me to blockbuster. We rented 3 movies and 1 videogame. I rented "College" and "Step Brothers". Timmy and I watched both movies that night. We finished around 11:30 p.m. After we went to bed.

Thursday, March 5th - Day 4 Matt - Today was relly fun for Timmy and me. It was pretty nice outside so i took out and we went for a ride on the power wheels that we have with an engine in it. I did not let him go fast though so we went very carefully and everything went very well. He started to cry though so i took him inside and he went down for an hour nap. After he woke up, we ate and watched the movie "Happy Gilmore" and he really injoyed it. After the movie was over, Timmy and I went to bed for the night.

Friday, March 6th - Day 5 Stan - In school nothing happened very exciting. After schhol we had batting practice downstairs in the cage. Timmy wanted to try on the helmaet but his head was too big, so i laid it next to him. B.J 's baby Shelby was there so they had a playdate while their parents worked hard at batting practice. After practice we went home and played some xbox and then we went to bed because i was really tired.

Saturday, March 7th - Day 6 Stan - Today i was supposed to get my permit but i didnt. Me and Timmy were very outraged by this. My dad was going to take me but he wanted to go fishing so i went fishing to please him. I showed Timmy how to cast and real the fish in. I took a picture with him, but it was real wet and muddy so i didnt bring him down to the riverside until like the last 10 min. I took a picture of the river where we were though. When we came home i went out to the movies with my friends and i left Timmy with my sister because she wanted to babysit. when i came home we watched godzilla and went to bed.

Sunday, March 8th - Day 7 Stan - Today is sunday and i went to church. I left Timmy home because he was nervous of the loud music. After when i came home i got changed and then i went to play football with my freinds i brought him and left him under the bench becaus it started to rain. We came home around 4:30 and then we grabbed somthing to eat. After i went to bed because i was tired.

Monday, March 9th - Day 8 Matt - After we came home from school, we both had a little snack. I was pretty nice outside so i decided to go to the driving range. Timmy did not go though because i was afraid he might ge hit with a golf club or a golf ball. So i told Grandma Bev to watch Timmy until i got back, and when i did he was already sleeping. So while he was sleeping i did my homework and he woke up and we ate. After dinner was over, Timmy and I went on the computer and played some games, but then he threw up all over the keyboard so i had to clean him up and then i layed him down for bed.

Tuesday, March 10th - Day 9 Stan - Today in school nothing really happened so that means it was very boring. After school i went home and took a quick cat nap. We went to baseball practice and had some fun there. We went home around 7:30 and then we watched a movie. We watched "Eagle Eye" and we had a bowl of cereal. I think it was Apple Jacks. After we had our cereal we finished watching the movie and hen we went to bed.

Thursday, March 11th - Day 11 Stan - Today is the last day with baby Timmy and school was very boring today and we did pretty much nothing. After school we saw that I was on the baseball team and then we went home and took a nap. he we went to my grandmas house and he took me to baseball practice at 5 o'clock. After we went home and watched some tv and got sothin to eat then we went to bed.